Look at her
There she is
Miss Universe
Twenty-One Eighty SixBiotically brimming
Like a nova blast
Better watch out
For she’s coming fastMiss Universe has never been so fucking terrifying. ;_;
Banshees are my least favorite enemy everrrrr.
Although now I’m playing ME2, those Scions take a close second. WHY ARE THEY SO HUGE AND BULLETPROOF?
Coming soon to a Synthesis ending near you!
Mom: [shouts] Reg! Reg, the Reapers are huge!
Mom: What the he—what are those things?!
Mom: Did the Reapers mass-produce Freddie Kruger? Do they have guns on their arms? Who does that?
Mom: Oh, my—Reg! Reg, Anderson stayed behind!
Mom: Anderson, come back!
Reg: [peeks into room several minutes later] You doing okay?
Mom: They killed that kid.
Reg: …this is BioWare, Mom.
Mom: I am going to go to the Citadel. I am going to collect an army. And I am going to ram it up Harbinger’s backside.Have I mentioned that she scares me? She scares me.
I want to laugh, but mostly I just feel bad for poor Reg’s Mom. She has no idea of the horrors that lie ahead.
(via ryncol)
(via leilukin)
In the control ending, Shepard takes over the reapers and rebuilds mass relays
(via youbigstupidjellyfish)
‘Daughter am I in my mother’s house,
But mistress in my own.’
(via goddessofcheese)
A Future for the Krogan
(via fuckyeahbioware)
“There’s no Shepard without Vakarian.”
(via bunny-teefs)
